Ten Things Couples Discuss on the Suburban, Rich-People Channel

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  1. Why he still hasn’t hung the twinkle lights in the garden.

2. The fact that he said, “the cat you drew looks like an ostrich.” When he actually said, “I told you it looked like a kangaroo.”

3. Antique clock faces. He just bought it — she wants it — and a game of darts ensues.