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10 Things People Think “Might” Be Keeping Me Single

What’s a single-and-available woman to do with such conflicting “advice?”

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You’re not divorced yet.

Okay, you’re divorced, but not for very long.

Men are actually interested in married women — buy a fake wedding ring and men will hit on you.

You’re too thin.

You’re not thin enough.

You’re not every man’s cup of tea.

Any man would be interested in you — you just don’t have enough confidence.

You’re so confident — men are likely intimidated by you .

You have everything you need — men don’t know what they could offer you.

You don’t exactly have your act together, do you?

You know who likes me? Dogs. Dogs have very reasonable expectations.

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